February 2012
6 posts
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
January 2012
14 posts
3 tags
akisleepo:
if you don’t like baby ducks i don’t like you
November 2011
11 posts
5 tags
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
“I can’t remember the name of our bass player in Led Zeppelin … But he might be...”
– Robert Plant (via fakemusicquotes)
October 2011
35 posts
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
gretchens-weiner:
on websites where you put in your date of birth i don’t understand why theres a 2011 option
i am a newborn baby and i would like an account pls
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